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my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

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direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

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Did you run your marathon like that?It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.Aerodynamic, yeah!

Did you run your marathon like that?It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.Aerodynamic, yeah!

Did you run your marathon like that?It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.Aerodynamic, yeah!

Did you run your marathon like that?It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.Aerodynamic, yeah!

Did you run your marathon like that?
It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.
I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.
Aerodynamic, yeah!

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